idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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