Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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