i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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