the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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