She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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