Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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