Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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