Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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