Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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