so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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