Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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