piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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