he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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