hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
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