I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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