nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
