dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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