some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Say something about gay babies.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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