FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
