So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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