i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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