Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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