I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Less talking, more tequila
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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