Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
another moral hangover. fuck.
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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