Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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