i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
That accounts for only three of the penises
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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