I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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