Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
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