I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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