You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Randomize
