what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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