Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
This is my gift to your gina
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Randomize
