Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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