Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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