spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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