She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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