I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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