Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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