If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Randomize
