i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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