YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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