Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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