we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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