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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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