we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
me + whiskey = a bad person
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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