why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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