You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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