Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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