I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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