Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
Randomize
