would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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