I swear she didn't look like that last week.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Someone came in the potted fern
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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